The Cellar / When driving is a health threat.

**Posted by griff** 6/03/2023 7:30 am

Thursday's work drive was a shit show. I dodged two deer first thing in the morning. I found myself parked between two "lifted' trucks in a parking lot, one factory one hill billy. I pulled out but had to stop for a pedestrian slow walking across the lot. The factory lifted started backing towards me and I hit the horn followed by a couple minutes of aggressive truck driving, because we're supposed to let people smash into us when they look over our cars when backing up.

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 6/16/2023 9:52 pm

Don't you know right-o-way is awarded by height x weight.

**Posted by griff** 6/19/2023 5:51 am

Rush Limbaugh told me that, I was hoping it died with him.

**Posted by TheNeverWas** 6/26/2023 6:37 pm

xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Don't you know right-o-way is awarded by height x weight.

I thought it was the guy with the fastest draw, or better aim...

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 7/09/2023 9:41 pm

That's for who gets the first ambulance/tow truck after the crash.

**Posted by griff** 7/18/2023 6:14 am

Semi car related. So yesterday before my last meeting, I'm looking for a place to park in a not great part of town and have to drive around two women fighting in the street. I park but can't leave my car because the better fighter knocks the other one against my door. While I wait, the worse fighter flashes her breasts at the better fighter and it goes up a level for some reason. This is good fortune for me because the better fighter now owns the street and I can go about my business and get paid. Suggestion; if you're fighting in the street with the only person uglier than yourself who lives there go home and think about your life choices.

**Posted by monster** 7/18/2023 11:58 pm

spoilsport