The Things My Cow Orker Says

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Posted by monster
6/06/2023 8:52 pm
#1

"If I need any assistance I've be sure to be proactive"

overheard today. f'realz.

also

"I will be sure to communicate that to you"


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
6/06/2023 10:55 pm
#2

English - Cow Orker Dictionary, The part of which has a count established as one

Help -  Assist
Know - Be Cognizant Of
Need - Require
Tell - Communicate To
Think - Believe
Too - Also
Write - Document

Cow Orker - English Dictionary

* Anything* - Aaaaaargh WTF??????


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
6/06/2023 10:57 pm
#3

We now have a diagnosis.  Verb Cancer.


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by griff
6/07/2023 6:29 am
#4

*gasp*


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 
Posted by Flint
6/07/2023 6:35 pm
#5

who does this guy think he is, Brent Spiner?


signature s c h m i g n a t u r e
 
Posted by monster
6/07/2023 7:19 pm
#6

Adding to English - Cow Orker Dictionary
Can - Can Absolutely
Yes - Most Definitely
Well - Exceptionally Well
No - Believe Not
 


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
6/12/2023 7:11 pm
#7

monster wrote:

Adding to English - Cow Orker Dictionary
Can - Can Absolutely
Yes - Most Definitely
Well - Exceptionally Well
No - Believe Not
 

In -Located In

Them via chat:  I'm OOTO sick today and tomorrow, would you be able to to this task* for me?"
me:  yup, where are the important items?
Them (still via google chat....): They are located in the .......

It's a good job I'm strong.  .....Let me rephrase.  It is a fortunate occurrence that I possess strength.


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
6/23/2023 5:35 pm
#8

monster wrote:

English - Cow Orker Dictionary,



Very  -  Extremely or Splendidly (I know, I know....overheard at least twice today)
Useful  -  Advantageous


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by tw
6/24/2023 8:19 am
#9

monster wrote:

"If I need any assistance I've be sure to be proactive"

Can someone become antiactive?

 

 
Posted by monster
6/24/2023 10:03 am
#10

I didn't think so, but then Twat demonstrated that killl more than adequately last week


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by toranokaze
7/20/2023 2:02 pm
#11

Office language is its own dialect of English. 


Litteraly on fire 
 
Posted by monster
7/20/2023 6:01 pm
#12

He is still emailing "a count of x was established" every fucking time he confirms a mailing has gone.

Ans yes, he is that person who replies all on any group-wide email with inanities like "Thank you, Fred, that's good to know" when Fred emailed all 100 of us to say he was going to be OOTO this afternoon (required) 


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by griff
7/21/2023 7:27 am
#13

he he


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 
Posted by toranokaze
7/21/2023 2:14 pm
#14

And every email is marked urgent 


Litteraly on fire 
 
Posted by monster
7/21/2023 5:03 pm
#15

toranokaze wrote:

And every email is marked urgent 

fortunately not.  that is not a done thing chez nous


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by toranokaze
7/24/2023 12:50 am
#16

Small mercies 


Litteraly on fire 
 
Posted by tw
7/24/2023 6:28 pm
#17

monster wrote:

 that is not a done thing chez nous

I never liked anything that the nous family did.

 

 
Posted by monster
8/02/2023 10:53 pm
#18

Another entry for the Eng-Twat dictionary:

buy = purchase

I mean... it's ok in a business sense, but twat used it in the context of getting a coffee from the vending machine ffs in conversation, not written.


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
9/14/2023 11:45 pm
#19

OMFG ...he used a shorter word than possible.....

He asked me if I knew the best place to purchase (yup) mums.  

I said no idea, mine was shit I have no interest in aquiring another...

(then I helped ... and called them by their full name for my own amusement)


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
11/22/2023 4:52 pm
#20

We don't get used to or become familiar with new processes -we acclimate to them.  I mean really? dood. 
twat.


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by griff
11/23/2023 8:08 am
#21

monster wrote:

OMFG ...he used a shorter word than possible.....

He asked me if I knew the best place to purchase (yup) mums.  

I said no idea, mine was shit I have no interest in aquiring another...

(then I helped ... and called them by their full name for my own amusement)

Nice


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 


 
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