The Cellar / Hello!

**Posted by BreakTheChain** 8/20/2023 10:15 am

My name is BreakTheChain (I try to make my pseudonyms varied to ensure privacy). And I came here because of a particular post that recommended this site. I don't know where to start so I'll start here. Ask me anything.

**Posted by monster** 8/20/2023 9:48 pm

pepsi or coke?
how do you feel about my finger?
whale penis or dead hobo?

**Posted by BreakTheChain** 8/21/2023 2:59 am

Anon wrote:
So, who here that you already know of recommended this site?

I do not know him but it was a post on reddit from 4 years ago that was asking for forum recommendations and that particular person said that this forum was the one of the oldest ones out there.

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**Posted by BreakTheChain** 8/21/2023 3:00 am

monster wrote:
pepsi or coke?
how do you feel about my finger?
whale penis or dead hobo?

Im a Pepsi person

Your finger is alright I guess

Whale Penis. much better than encountering dead people.

**Posted by griff** 8/21/2023 5:43 am

Can a plane on a treadmill lift off?

**Posted by BreakTheChain** 8/21/2023 5:50 am

griff wrote:
Can a plane on a treadmill lift off?

Yes

**Posted by tw** 8/21/2023 8:02 am

What is the boolean logic equation for a three digit counter?

**Posted by BreakTheChain** 8/21/2023 9:15 am

tw wrote:
What is the boolean logic equation for a three digit counter?

R = X?

**Posted by tw** 8/21/2023 4:29 pm

Must I figure out how to wire that? Does it come with instruction?

**Posted by monster** 8/21/2023 9:03 pm

Disney or DeSantis?

Welcome btw, I kind of like you but the pepsi thing.... oh dear.....

**Posted by fargon** 8/21/2023 9:35 pm

I'd rather sip a Pepsi, than suck a coke.

**Posted by lumberjim** 8/21/2023 10:49 pm

That's soak a cork.

Hello chain. Welcome.

I have one question.

When you think, are you the speaker or the listener?

**Posted by BreakTheChain** 8/22/2023 5:01 am

monster wrote:
Disney or DeSantis?

Welcome btw, I kind of like you but the pepsi thing.... oh dear.....

I hate Disney. But I am also Australian and Americans have nothing to do with me.

Neither

**Posted by BreakTheChain** 8/22/2023 5:08 am

lumberjim wrote:
That's soak a cork.

Hello chain. Welcome.

I have one question.

When you think, are you the speaker or the listener?

I think I am the speaker. But I am not too sure.

**Posted by glatt** 8/22/2023 7:54 am

Hi BreakTheChain,

Welcome. What's bringing you joy these days?

**Posted by tw** 8/22/2023 8:01 am

Apparently chains must not exist. Heard was that chainmail is illegal.

Never mind.

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**Posted by TheNeverWas** 8/22/2023 11:07 am

...fargin' cork soakers...

**Posted by Flint** 8/22/2023 12:53 pm

lumberjim wrote:
When you think, are you the speaker or the listener?

Just saw the Seinfeld clip of Costanza needing to get a book on tape, because he hates hearing his own voice in his head when reading. So he gets a recording of the book.. and the voice sounds just like him.

**Posted by fargon** 8/22/2023 3:28 pm

"That's soak a cork."
I always thought it was pull a cork.

**Posted by monster** 8/22/2023 6:52 pm

Surely if the fish is soaking the cork it is also pulling on it so the difference might just be regional variation?

**Posted by TheNeverWas** 8/22/2023 8:44 pm

I thought I heard it in Johnny Dangerously.

**Posted by griff** 8/23/2023 5:42 am

So when old-timers call someone a corker is it a related derivation?

**Posted by BreakTheChain** 8/23/2023 6:20 am

glatt wrote:
Hi BreakTheChain,

Welcome. What's bringing you joy these days?

Don't really know. My cat?

**Posted by tw** 8/23/2023 8:40 am

You know you are in Wonderland when your cat gives you a big toothy smile.

**Posted by toranokaze** 8/23/2023 11:26 am

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again ?