Maybe not a bruise but Covid toes.https://www.prevention.com/health/a32237221/coronavirus-symptom-covid-toes/
For Griff
Nice one! I pulled a calf muscle skiing but the bruise was severely lacking. Congratulations!
Excellent Bruise.
It was just the corner of the coffee table, too--I think I've officially hit the "old lady who bruises for no reason" stage.
Ha! I live with that lady.