The Cellar / Humor...I Need Humor

**Posted by Gravdigr** 4/18/2021 12:04 pm

Somebody else said it, but nobody did it. So, I did it. A humor thread.

To wit:

If you say "fuck off" backwards, you're still saying "fuck off", you just sound British.

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 4/18/2021 9:29 pm

Now you've done it.

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 4/29/2021 10:43 pm

Received on 4/29/21, a Christmas card from Paulsboro, NJ, (maybe 25 miles away) postmarked 12/16/20.
On the back side is a barcode in red that was covered by a blank strip.
On the front is the barcode in black.
That’s covered by a blank strip.
Then a strip with the barcode in black dated 3/16
Then another blank strip.
Finally a strip with the barcode in black dated 4/21
The stack of strips was so high I had to dissect it.
If it arrived in February I'd have been pissed, but at this point it's humorous.
Plus it was a cool card.

**Posted by Peoploid** 4/30/2021 4:25 am

**Posted by griff** 4/30/2021 6:48 am

Ha!

**Posted by Diaphone Jim** 4/30/2021 11:54 am

The Firesign Theater (first album) had a line that I think of every time anything postal comes up:
"All right sir. Do you want this to be a night letter, regular, or guaranteed delivery?"

**Posted by Flint** 4/30/2021 6:37 pm

And what about the pickle?!

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 5/10/2021 11:20 pm

A group of cows = a herd

A group of birds = a flock

A group of fish = a school

A group of Karens = a Homeowners Association.

**Posted by griff** 5/11/2021 5:57 am

Ha!

**Posted by Gravdigr** 5/12/2021 7:27 pm

goddamn posting an image

too goddamn small

too goddamn big

goddamn posting an image

**Posted by MirandaPolly** 5/17/2021 4:25 am

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

**Posted by Diaphone Jim** 5/17/2021 11:35 am

goddamn__________

too goddamn small

too goddamn big

goddamn _________

**Posted by Gravdigr** 5/17/2021 12:09 pm

Is that the first time you've cussed in a post?

I can't say I remember you cussing in a post.

Made it count, by God...

Last edited by Gravdigr (5/22/2021 8:01 pm)

**Posted by Gravdigr** 5/22/2021 8:03 pm

I think I found my next job.

**Posted by Gravdigr** 5/26/2021 1:59 pm

I had a baked potato the other day that was just...just ugly.

It looked like it was dragged behind a truck all the from Idaho, and it had more eyes than the CIA...

**Posted by Gravdigr** 5/26/2021 2:00 pm

My best friend could never be a lawyer.

He couldn't pass a bar to save his life.

**Posted by TheNeverWas** 7/28/2021 7:50 pm

***NSFW***

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**Posted by griff** 7/29/2021 6:32 am

Spot on!

**Posted by BigV** 7/29/2021 8:10 pm

That's a record for me ... one vid, one subscription.

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 8/09/2021 10:06 pm

Free at last and his pals are happy for him...

**Posted by TheNeverWas** 8/10/2021 8:40 pm

**Posted by glatt** 8/11/2021 4:32 pm

LOL.

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 8/11/2021 10:09 pm

The long arm of the Ma.

**Posted by Flint** 8/12/2021 11:47 am

ha!

**Posted by Diaphone Jim** 8/14/2021 4:19 pm

I don't know if you have to be a fan of the comic strip Pickles to laugh out loud at today's.
Maybe I'll find out.
https://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2021/08/14