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Posted by BigV
8/15/2021 10:19 am 		#26

t'was a good surprise, and funny.  but silently, in my head.  thanks!
 

Be Just And Fear Not
 
Posted by TheNeverWas
8/16/2021 3:32 pm 		#27

The next post is prolly NSFW.  Somehow or another...

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Posted by TheNeverWas
8/16/2021 3:34 pm 		#28



Sorry for the big image, but, I ain't fixin it.


 

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Posted by TheNeverWas
9/03/2021 9:05 am 		#29

What do a potato and a tomato have in common?

Neither of them is a coconut.

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Posted by xoxoxoBruce
9/03/2021 11:34 pm 		#30

She don't get it.... and he won't be getting it for awhile.

 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 
Posted by TheNeverWas
9/06/2021 1:50 pm 		#31

Aini't heard that in three forevers...

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Posted by Diaphone Jim
9/07/2021 12:07 pm 		#32

This is one of my favorite Car Talk Puzzles.  Not much to do with cars, but funny,
https://www.cartalk.com/radio/puzzler/chemistry-test-0

 
Posted by Two Short Planks
9/08/2021 5:12 am 		#33

Diaphone Jim wrote:

This is one of my favorite Car Talk Puzzles.  Not much to do with cars, but funny,
https://www.cartalk.com/radio/puzzler/chemistry-test-0

I think I know the answer (based on something I saw years ago about money). Should I say or let others have a go first?
 

 
Posted by glatt
9/08/2021 11:18 am 		#34

You know, if the professor wasn't going to hang around, then they could just open the door and walk down the hall to the other room and get their stories straight.

 
Posted by Diaphone Jim
9/08/2021 11:24 am 		#35

Two Short Planks wrote:

Diaphone Jim wrote:

This is one of my favorite Car Talk Puzzles.  Not much to do with cars, but funny,
https://www.cartalk.com/radio/puzzler/chemistry-test-0

I think I know the answer (based on something I saw years ago about money). Should I say or let others have a go first?
 

Give it another day for folks to digest glatt's hint.
 

 
Posted by monster
10/16/2021 1:07 pm 		#36


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by TheNeverWas
10/23/2021 4:16 pm 		#37

Diaphone Jim wrote:

Give it another day for folks to digest glatt's hint.

The hint has been digested, shat, flushed, and is now probably floating in Guanabara Bay...
 

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Posted by Diaphone Jim
10/29/2021 7:38 pm 		#38

https://i2.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/TooManyTires.jpg?

Hope the link works and gives a giggle.

 
Posted by BigV
10/29/2021 8:27 pm 		#39

that's a giggle!

Be Just And Fear Not
 
Posted by Happy Monkey
11/21/2021 1:16 pm 		#40

SMBC Investments

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|_______________| We live in the nick of times.
|  Len 17, Wid 3      |
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Posted by xoxoxoBruce
11/21/2021 10:49 pm 		#41

Ha, I like that. 

 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 
Posted by Happy Monkey
11/23/2021 11:31 am 		#42

I promise I won't just repost all SMBC.

 _______________
|_______________| We live in the nick of times.
|  Len 17, Wid 3      |
|_______________|[pics]
 
Posted by xoxoxoBruce
11/24/2021 2:26 am 		#43

Speaking of piggies...

 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 
Posted by TheNeverWas
11/24/2021 8:16 am 		#44

Know how to mess with an archaeologist?

Hand 'em a bloody tampon and ask 'em what period it came from.
 

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Posted by fargon
11/24/2021 4:11 pm 		#45

Sick fing sick. LOL I love it.

I Love my country, I fear the government.
 
 
Posted by BigV
11/24/2021 8:51 pm 		#46

LARF!

Be Just And Fear Not
 
Posted by TheNeverWas
11/25/2021 10:27 am 		#47

Don't blame others for the road you're on.

It's your own asphalt.
 

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Posted by Diaphone Jim
11/25/2021 1:13 pm 		#48

TheNeverWas wrote:

Know how to mess with an archaeologist?

Hand 'em a bloody tampon and ask 'em what period it came from.
 

Probably not the late middle ages.

 
Posted by monster
11/26/2021 9:37 am 		#49

TheNeverWas wrote:

Know how to mess with an archaeologist?

Hand 'em a bloody tampon and ask 'em what period it came from.
 



oh dear, can't decide whether to share with super-PC archepologirl or not.....

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by xoxoxoBruce
11/28/2021 2:06 am 		#50

 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 


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