Time for a curveball!
Here's the original, much loved, much covered.
As a matter of fact, I love it. I've covered it. Covered it in satire that is.
Hello Covid
Hello Covid, my old friend
You've come to fuck with me again
Because a virus softly floating
Left its bits while I was breathing
And the virus that I inhaled, to my shame,
Still remains
Despite the sound of science
In office halls I walked along
Passing cubes and halls and phones
Wondering why I have that cramp
A little cough and then my hands grew damp
As my mind flashed back to his words and his deep insight
Fauci was right
And spoke the sound of science
I took the test and then I saw
The line appear to my horror
Coughing, sneezing, barely breathing
My future held only quarrantine
People shunning me as you know they damn well should
And no one dared
Distrust the sound of science
"Fool!" said I, "I shoulda known
Science like a teacher shows
Read all of the news that might reach you
Not just opinions but the research, too"
But my mask, like exhausted resolve fell
And revealed the words of science
Maskless people all parade
'cause on Facebook someone said
Now to the facts we are warming
More belief, and less scorning
At last, we know that "The truth of the research
must be beaten (though its often dull)
into our skulls"
Let's listen to the sound of science