The Cellar / German Burger King...

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 5/20/2022 4:03 am

I don't know if they are serious, it was all in German but they had charts and graphs with circles and arrows and probably a paragraph on the back.

**Posted by footfootfoot** 5/20/2022 6:10 am

I'm guessing they are riffing on the "have it your way" theme and that those are not actual sandwiches. Although the ex likes sauerkraut and peanut butter sandwiches, so who knows?

Last edited by footfootfoot (5/20/2022 6:11 am)

**Posted by tw** 5/20/2022 7:16 am

A salad bar sandwich.

**Posted by fargon** 5/20/2022 8:33 am

tw wrote:
A salad bar sandwich.

I like salad sandwiches.

**Posted by Flint** 5/20/2022 1:45 pm

KOWGENMUNCHENBURGER

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 5/20/2022 2:59 pm

They may just have been goofing on the strange cravings preggers get for Mother's Day.
It was hard enough translating the burger names.

**Posted by tw** 5/21/2022 9:09 am

fargon wrote:
tw wrote:
A salad bar sandwich.

I like salad sandwiches.

This is Germany. Everything must have more letters.

What does 'gesundheit' mean?
Health

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**Posted by Clodfobble** 5/22/2022 10:29 pm

To be honest, the burger patty is what ruins a lot of those combinations for me. Without those, I would 100% eat the:

fried egg & banana
strawberry ice cream & fries
fish fingers & applesauce*
cucumber & jam
cream & gherkins (though I'd take off the raw onions)

*strictly speaking I wouldn't eat this one, because fish sticks are inherently gross on their own--but sub in potato latkes with applesauce on that sandwich and you've got a deal.

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 5/22/2022 10:46 pm

Yeah, some didn't sound too bad taste wise, but OMG messy. Need a bib for most.

**Posted by tw** 5/23/2022 11:31 am

Who has a mouth big enough?

**Posted by Flint** 5/23/2022 12:10 pm

xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Yeah, some didn't sound too bad taste wise, but OMG messy. Need a bib for most.

Can't stand a wet burger. I eat a lot of things with a knife and fork, you go get a burger and it's fcking dripping with sauce, bread completely soaked through.

**Posted by fargon** 5/23/2022 12:17 pm

To each his own.

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**Posted by footfootfoot** 5/24/2022 8:05 pm

tw wrote:
This is Germany. Everything must have more letters.

What does 'gesundheit' mean?
Health

German just glues together words to make new words.
Krankheit (pronounced Cronkite) means sickness. and ambulance? Krankwagen.
Glove? How about Handschuh? (Handshoe)
Why not "foot wrist" for ankle?