The Cellar / Playboy Bunny

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 10/26/2023 9:01 pm

Have you ladies ever dreamed of being a Playboy Bunny, worshiped, envied, living the good life?
Reality bites, here are pages from the 1969 Bunny Manual that spell it out.
What you can do, what you can't do, and what you must do at stalag Playboy.
Reading this I got the feeling that Hef was engineering this so no member would feel some other member has an advantage.
Nobody would have a better shot than they do, which is ridiculous. Management's friends always do.

The print is really small and unclear like a cheap typewriter so I embiggened it.

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 10/29/2023 1:02 am

Screw up you're out... but we may hire you back... of course you start at the bottom again.

Do a good job and you get brownie points...

You can transfer to another club if you're pretty good.
Mediocre they won't accept you. Excellent we won't release you.

**Posted by TheNeverWas** 10/29/2023 8:04 pm

[Thread Drift]
Whenever I hear "Playboy Bunny" I think of the bunny logo. And when I think of the bunny logo, I inevitably go here:

F-4 Black Bunny

[/Drift]

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 10/29/2023 10:26 pm

What the fuck was it doing on an F-4?
I know it was on the Big Bunny DC-9 that had to get all kinds of dispensations to be painted black.
But that's like putting Ronald McDonald, or Starbucks mermaid on a Navy plane.

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 10/29/2023 10:44 pm

If you're going to miss part or all of a shift you have to find another bunny (must be certified for that area) to cover for you. Then you both have to call the Bunny Mother and report it to her.

You have to do a photo shoot with the club Photographer. Separate from normal work hours so you'll be paid $1.25 and hour for that time.

No eating, drinking or gum chewing where customers can see you. No booze, or dating patrons or fellow serfs.

**Posted by glatt** 10/30/2023 7:39 am

xoxoxoBruce wrote:
What the fuck was it doing on an F-4?
I know it was on the Big Bunny DC-9 that had to get all kinds of dispensations to be painted black.
But that's like putting Ronald McDonald, or Starbucks mermaid on a Navy plane.

I feel like in general, the population is more aware of branding now than we were a few decades ago. I imagine the bunny on the tail back then was just because the navy guys liked boobies.

**Posted by TheNeverWas** 10/30/2023 7:06 pm

xoxoxoBruce wrote:
What the fuck was it doing on an F-4?

Heh, some info here. My Google-fu is not what it was.

Apologies for the drift.

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 11/01/2023 10:00 pm

Hey, drift is a treasured tradition, it goes into interesting corners sometimes.
So Hef got huffy, but somebody slapped him and said don't fuck with the military boys they're great customers.

The merit/demerit system sounds like a shell game of brownie points...

They had a lot of carrots on sticks, must of had a psychologist on staff.

The merits seem to go down in bigger chunks that they go up...

Last edited by xoxoxoBruce (11/01/2023 10:04 pm)

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 11/08/2023 3:15 pm

More wielding brownie points, uh, merits, as both carrot and stick...

No fraternizing...

Fear the Bunny Mother's power...

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 11/14/2023 1:03 am

When the employer controlled he phones...

Thou shalt not embarrass the Bunny...

We'll control your pay to make sure you don't starve but never make enough to get uppity...

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 11/17/2023 2:18 am

Yes you're beautiful and sexy but you still pay taxes...

You owe your soul to the company Bunny Mother...

Ok, you fill in your time card and the room boss signs it every time you leave and return.
Breaks, lunch, bathroom, but you retain the card all day. Um, I don't see any pockets??

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 11/20/2023 9:01 am

Timecard, flashlight, lighter, I still don't see any pockets.
Does that mean to qualify she must have enough cleavage to hold those three items?

Appearance is not suggested, it's mandatory.

All bosses except the Bunny Mother are Mr and to be respected, no whining or eyerolls.

OK, it sounds like she would have to want this job very badly to stay very long... that's a wrap.