There was a furry at the gym tonight

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Posted by monster
2/02/2024 12:25 am 		#1

Working out on the weight machines with a floor length tail.  I'd be worried about entanglement.

They were wearing knee-high black and white striped socks with lace on the top and orange bows at the back.  I couldn't look any more, it was messing with my breathing control for my workout.  They were by themselves.  I didn't notice any other elements of furrydom, but that was not a small tail.

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by glatt
2/02/2024 8:06 am 		#2

I don't get furries, but who am I to judge?

 
Posted by griff
2/02/2024 3:19 pm 		#3

There were furries camped out at the Peach Festival last summer. Odd but whatever blows your... um makes you happy.

If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 
Posted by glatt
2/02/2024 5:00 pm 		#4

My daughter had a cat themed birthday party when she was a child.  All her friend were reading some cat series of books, and she got on that band wagon too.  So everyone pretended they were cats at this party, and we had a cat themed game where you killed mice (balloons) by sitting on them and scratching them.

But they were like 7, and grew out of it in a few months.

 
Posted by monster
2/02/2024 10:39 pm 		#5

I thought they ran in herds.  I think that's what's bemusing me most.

If no-one is there to appreciate your tail, are you really a furry?

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
2/02/2024 10:40 pm 		#6

https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/2sgtos/troop_school_flockwhat_should_we_call_a_group_of/

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
2/02/2024 10:43 pm 		#7

Collective noun for furries - suggestion time.....

An emo of furries
A squeal of furries
A twat of furries

 

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by tw
2/03/2024 11:05 am 		#8

Also called a rat.   Sometimes we need be politically correct.

 

Last edited by tw (2/03/2024 11:06 am)

 
Posted by TheNeverWas
2/03/2024 9:16 pm 		#9

A fury of furries...

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Posted by monster
2/03/2024 10:37 pm 		#10

An indignation

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by griff
2/04/2024 9:25 am 		#11

A hairball of furries

If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 
Posted by TheNeverWas
2/04/2024 8:51 pm 		#12

Rhyme?  I didn't know it had to rhyme...

A scurry of furries
A hurry of furries

 

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Posted by monster
2/05/2024 1:05 am 		#13

Um no suggestions so far rhyme...

Furry has the same vowel sound as pearly, girly, and burly.

(They were none of those things, despite the socks)

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by glatt
2/05/2024 8:20 am 		#14

I like scurry of furries.  It paints a picture.

 
Posted by tw
2/05/2024 9:39 am 		#15

glatt wrote:

It paints a picture.

Just like Picasso.
 

Last edited by tw (2/05/2024 9:40 am)

 
Posted by toranokaze
3/04/2024 11:31 pm 		#16

Seems like it would be [color=var(--text-primary)]uncomfortable[/color]
to work on out in 

Last edited by toranokaze (3/04/2024 11:32 pm)

Litteraly on fire 
 
Posted by monster
4/24/2024 10:07 pm 		#17

It was back yesterday, this time sporting a skirt that looked like a utilikilt without the utility and the tail was NASTY like the last cuddly toy left at a shitty yard sale -matted and bits of garbage stuck in it.

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
4/24/2024 10:12 pm 		#18

Next big video game:  Boomers v Furries: Stop shitting on my lawn, weirdo

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 


 
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