Does God Have A Sense Of Humor?

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Posted by monster
2/13/2025 10:37 pm 		#1

that's it. go.

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by griff
2/14/2025 7:20 am 		#2

The alien children who are running this simulation have low humor.

If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 
Posted by tw
2/15/2025 4:18 pm 		#3

When god belly laughs, it is an earthquake.  When he farts, a volcano.  Diarrhea.  Tsunami. Belch.  A hurricane.

If god really cared about us, then he would take better care of himself.

Apparently he is now coming down with a fever.  Hope its not terminal.

Learned all this in an evengelical church last Sunday.  It must be true.  We see it.


 

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Posted by TheNeverWas
2/15/2025 7:11 pm 		#4

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor?

He does, a positively brutal sense of humor.

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Posted by tw
2/16/2025 1:59 pm 		#5

Meaning the joke is always on us?

God had Diarrhea.  And I did not have my surf board ready.  I can only laugh.

 

Last edited by tw (2/16/2025 2:02 pm)

 
Posted by footfootfoot
2/16/2025 4:47 pm 		#6

tw wrote:

Meaning the joke is always on us?

God had Diarrhea.  And I did not have my surf board ready.  I can only laugh.

 

Sounds like a haiku but I can't be bothered to count the syllables.
 

Hey! That's me up there!
 
Posted by griff
2/17/2025 7:09 am 		#7

Damn, it all makes sense, they've inserted one of the original dogebags into the universe.

If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 
Posted by Diaphone Jim
2/17/2025 12:03 pm 		#8

Must have. Trump, who doesn't, is the proof.

 
Posted by tw
2/17/2025 1:22 pm 		#9

No wonder none of this makes sense.  We are discussing people's religion.

 
Posted by tw
2/21/2025 4:13 pm 		#10

Makes more sense to walk with a dog then it does to walk with a god. Dogs appreciate you.  That god would not.  Especially if on a leash.

 

 
Posted by monster
2/21/2025 9:08 pm 		#11

footfootfoot wrote:

tw wrote:

Meaning the joke is always on us?

God had Diarrhea.  And I did not have my surf board ready.  I can only laugh.

 

Sounds like a haiku but I can't be bothered to count the syllables.
 

God ate a curry
I couldn't catch the brown wave
Pissed myself laughing

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by griff
2/22/2025 10:56 am 		#12

The joy of haiku.
Cannot be overstated.
Live long and prosper.

If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 
Posted by tw
2/22/2025 3:28 pm 		#13

Was Spock Shinto or Buddhist?
 

 
Posted by tw
2/23/2025 2:37 pm 		#14

Haiku is not Jewish.  It is Japanese.

Leonard Nimoy was Jewish.  Spock was not.

 

 
Posted by tw
2/24/2025 4:37 pm 		#15

Using your reasoning, everything you have stated is wrong.  Since neiher exist.  Reality.  Both exist in different venues.

Also ignored are more facts.  Haiku is not Jewish.  It is Japanese.

Instead answer the question.  Rather than subverting a joke.  Was Spock Shinto or Buddhist?
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Last edited by tw (2/24/2025 4:38 pm)

 
Posted by tw
2/26/2025 9:55 am 		#16

Both exist in different venues.  Reality could not be any simpler.  And so an extremist does as expected.  Posts demeaning commentary.  Rather than address the subject.

And so again, because a simple question is constantly ignored.  

Haiku.  Was Spock Shinto or Buddhist?  Are those religions disapproved by extremists? So the question must be avoided?
 

 


 
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