The Cellar / Meanwhile in......

**Posted by Anon** 7/03/2025 9:44 pm

The Roundup At Alligator Alcatraz

In 20 ‘n’ 25 we made a little run
Along with Ron DeSantis down US 41
We took a few Guardsmen and we took a few Marines
And detained illegal immigrants near the city of Ochopee

We built a detention center and illegals kept a-comin’
Many more there now than there was a while ago
We built some additions and they began a-fillin
Up from the ol’ airfield to the land of Seminole

Yeah, they could run through the briars and run through the brambles
And they could run through the bushes where a python wouldn’t go
But could they run so fast that the gators couldn’t catch them
From the ol’ airfield to the land of Seminole

Quick time march
Hut, two, three, four
Route step march
Double time march
GATOR! Run like hell!

**Posted by griff** 7/04/2025 3:56 pm

More like Alligator Auschwitz and a lot of legal immigrants and citizens will end up there.

**Posted by fargon** 7/04/2025 4:45 pm

I'm afraid.

**Posted by Anon** 7/04/2025 5:03 pm

It could become necessary if state courts determine that feeding the American Alligator a diet consisting of only illegal immigrants constitutes animal abuse.

**Posted by Anon** 7/05/2025 9:36 am

Plane Ride

Noem, Noem, Noem
Though their ranks have swollen
Keep detainees outgoin’, plane ride
Through wind and rain and weather
Hell bent for nether
With ICE agents by their sides
Everything they got coming’
After bringing next to nothin’
Are waiting at the end of their ride

Move ‘em out, head ‘em up
Head ‘em up, move ‘em on
Move ‘em out, head ‘em up
Plane ride

Cull ‘em out, pack ‘em in
Pack ‘em in, cull ‘em out
Cull ‘em out, pack ‘em in
Plane ride!

**Posted by Anon** 8/12/2025 9:42 pm

…the world of sovereign states,

As the UK prepares to recognize a Palestinian State, the USA prepares to recognize a Scottish State (you-know-who owns a golf course there and feels that confers elevation).