PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

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Posted by monster
8/04/2026 9:20 pm 		#1

you might not have anywhere to tuck your safety glasses while repositioning the next log.

That is all.

Please remove your mind from the gutter.

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by footfootfoot
8/08/2026 1:32 pm 		#2

The reason men have trouble making eye contact with women is that breasts don't have eyes.

Hey! That's me up there!
 
Posted by TheNeverWas
8/09/2026 4:02 am 		#3

Using a chainsaw without a bra

monster wrote:

Please remove your mind from the gutter.

My mind didn't go to the gutter, it went to the ER!
 

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Posted by Clodfobble
8/11/2026 9:43 am 		#4

Spent a good portion of my life thinking, "Well, I've never noticed men staring at MY tits," before I realized that you have to actually look someone in the eyes to have any notion of what they're looking at.

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Posted by Cyclefrance-of-old
8/30/2026 8:26 am 		#5

Here's the heads-up to looking ladies in the eye: choose tall ones 
Bonus: should put a smile on the face of any male suffering from a stiff neck
Log repositioning advice: remember, logs can be heavy, the objective is to end up with the saw point, not a sore point!
Point of order: Owing to a misshap at the suppliers, I have two chainsaws. I can nonetheless confirm that neither came with a bra! 

Old enough to should have known better
 
Posted by tw
8/30/2026 12:27 pm 		#6

I only use male chain saws.  Problem solved.

 
Posted by monster
8/31/2026 9:27 pm 		#7

I had heard that about you

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by tw
9/01/2026 9:41 am 		#8

Post pictures.

 
Posted by TheNeverWas
9/01/2026 7:32 pm 		#9

Idk what the big deal is...

...I hardly ever wear a bra when I'm using a chainsaw.

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Posted by tw
9/01/2026 8:30 pm 		#10

Post pictures.


Anybody have a job cutting grass at a nudist colony?
 

Last edited by tw (9/01/2026 8:32 pm)

 


 
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