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Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 10/21/2025 10:22 pm

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Getting Back Together  -  Mr. Kucken & Miss Isabel End
 

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 10/20/2025 10:15 pm

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The Gonad  -  Tess T Kull
 

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 10/18/2025 9:39 pm

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Does This Sound Familiar?  -  Isabel Ringen
Turning 50  -  Imogen X
Turning 70  - Boomer A Lurt
Wait What? Millie Knyal
Just like Swipe and Tap  -  Jen Z
 

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 10/18/2025 9:24 pm

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International Relocation  -  Emma Grant
International Relocation to the US  -  Izzy White

Nothingland » How to Fuck Up Dwellars (in the nicest possible way) » 10/17/2025 11:29 pm

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Flint wrote:

hey!

dude..... they totally fucked Flint. Do you have lead in your water pipe? 
 

Nothingland » How to Fuck Up Dwellars (in the nicest possible way) » 10/15/2025 11:48 am

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But you have an unfuckupable cool handle, so there's that.....

Nothingland » How to Fuck Up Dwellars (in the nicest possible way) » 10/13/2025 10:49 pm

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Limey  -  Limescale Remover
Fargon  -  Telescope
Lumberjim  -  Termites and Carpenter Bees
DanaC  -  DanaD
Clodfobble  -  There is no fucking up Clodfobble
ZIppyT  -  Decaffeination
Lola Bunny  -  Lola Fudd
Griff  -  Google Griff Definition
Glatt  -  Bacon-Wrapped Cheesy Shrimp
Flint  -  Lead Water Pipes
Diaphone Jim  - Deafness in Both Ears

Home Base » RIP, Famous person » 10/11/2025 5:28 pm

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That's no way to talk about Fargon, I've met him. He's a nice chap and devoted to keryx and catlife.

Home Base » RIP, Famous person » 10/08/2025 8:14 pm

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well this is  a  thread about death, so yeah.

Also fuck off.  I'm surprised you didn't twoll when I shared that my life partner had died. 

Nothingland » How to Fuck Up Rock Bands » 10/06/2025 11:14 pm

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Highly Suspect  ............   New Evidence
Extreme  ......................   Data Sampling
Mr. Big  ........................   Mom bursts into the room
3 Doors Down .............   Urban renewal

Nothingland » How to Fuck Up Rock Bands » 10/06/2025 10:41 pm

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Foo Fighters..................................... Pacifist Foos
They Might Be Giants ....................   They're not, just really CLOSE
Pearl Jam......................................... Oyster laxative
Smashing Pumpkins .......................  Bad Crop
Rolling Stones.................................  Flat Terrain
The Beatles ....................................  Spellcheck
Avenged Sevenfold .......................  Grievance #8
 

Home Base » RIP, Famous person » 10/06/2025 9:47 pm

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I am very much mourning Jilly Cooper.  But I know Americans probably won't have any idea who she was.

Creative Expression » Puzzles » 10/05/2025 10:09 pm

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Afghan hound

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Nothingland » How to Fuck Up Rock Bands » 10/01/2025 10:56 pm

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Metallica, Iron Maiden  ........   Electromagnet
Papa Roach .........................  Mama Orkin
Def Leppard .........................  Hearing aid
Black Sabbath ......................  Bleach
Linkin Park ...........................  No parking sign
AC/DC ..................................  Water
Judas Priest .........................  Thirty silver altar boys
Pantera ................................  Cooking lesson
Shinedown ..........................   Clouds
Motley Crue .........................  Organization
Falling in Reverse ...............   Falling
Motorhead ...........................  Sugar in the gas tank
Korn .....................................  Drowt
Slipknot ................................  Cubs and Brownies
Five Finger Death Punch......  Power saw; Alligator
Disturbed .............................  Returbing
Godsmack ...........................  GodsPC

Home Base » RIP, Famous person » 10/01/2025 2:04 pm

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Jane Goodall, 91, natural causes

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 9/29/2025 10:28 pm

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tw's wet dream  -  Harry Caine
Boss is Missing  -  Wesley Dehr
Celebrity Travel Dilemma  -  Carol Imoh
Still Waiting For Luggage  -  Carissa Lisbrook
The Justice System  -  Lauren O'Dare
Hear Me Out!  -  Miah Pinion
 

Home Base » Cocktober is here! Show us your cocks! » 9/29/2025 10:02 pm

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We know Lumberjim has a huge one, but he only zooms these days ...so teh cellar cock crown is up for grabs.....

(yeah I know  there's one more day of September, but I'm an old woman, you have  to get your cock while you remember what you were thinking about)

Nothingland » Punny Business » 9/21/2025 10:40 pm

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Cod Be With You
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Nailed It
Let's Meat Up
Yeast Confection
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Celebrate Celibate
 

Home Base » Dwellars be zooming this Sunday. » 9/15/2025 5:20 pm

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All dwellars welcome, PM the Limester or the monster for the Joining details.  Ask questions here.  Someone might answer them, you never know

Health » In the hospital AGAIN. » 9/13/2025 12:11 am

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Dude you need to stop doing that sort of stuff.

Nothingland » Punny Business » 9/11/2025 8:51 pm

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Your best names for....

A Hair Salon
e.g.     Curl Up And Dye

A Group of Legal Experts
e.g.     Susan Le Tiggets

A FIsh & Chip Shop
A Supermarket/Grocery Store
A Hardware Store
A Butcher's Shop
A Bakery
A Debt Collection Agency
A Sex Therapist
have at it......

...or not, ya bunch of wet limpets... ;)
 

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