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Only trust the National Enquirer and things nailed to phone poles... oh, and bartenders.
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xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Only trust the National Enquirer and things nailed to phone poles... oh, and bartenders.
Always ask the guy who runs a shoe shine stand. He just explained to me how to solve a problem in quantum mechanics.
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tw wrote:
Always ask the guy who runs a shoe shine stand. He just explained to me how to solve a problem in quantum mechanics.
You have been getting your shoes shined during this pandemic? Everyone else is at home wearing sweat pants, and you are staying dapper.
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glatt wrote:
You have been getting your shoes shined during this pandemic?
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The guy does such a professional job on my Nikes.
And then he reties the laces. They stay tied. Then my face is fully protected from asphalt. Safety first.
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I wouldn't ask the bootblack as historically they can't fathom information this complex without a benevolent white hand to guide them.
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