World Health Organization's International Agency for Research on Cancer, WHOIARC for short, says processed meats (hot dogs, bacon, etc) is  one of the 120 on the Carcinogenic list which includes Hormonal contraceptives, and ethanol(booze).

There’s 75 on the Probable list including red meat, interrupted sleep patterns, plus hairdresser & oil refining jobs. 

300 on the Possibly list include pickled veggies, welding fumes and carpentry/joinery.

510 on the Not Classifiable list, and  just one on the Probably Not list. 

Whoopee we’re all gonna die, hit by a bus or slow rot, nobody gets out alive..