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10/05/2022 8:37 pm  #1


Farting

Today I farted in the Library, the Book Store, and the book section of Goodwill. I don't know why it is that every time I get close to books I Fart.


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10/08/2022 5:15 pm  #2


Re: Farting

Can it be that you've never heard of Reader's Digest?


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10/08/2022 6:49 pm  #3


Re: Farting


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 

10/08/2022 7:18 pm  #4


Re: Farting

BigV wrote:

Can it be that you've never heard of Reader's Digest?

I thought my story was short enough. I've been reading Readers Digest since before you 'were Born.


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10/14/2022 4:24 pm  #5


Re: Farting

fargon wrote:

Today I farted in the Library, the Book Store, and the book section of Goodwill. I don't know why it is that every time I get close to books I Fart.

A sin of emission.
 

 

10/14/2022 9:30 pm  #6


Re: Farting

This should be labeled, "Men's Health", because ladies don't fart.


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10/14/2022 10:25 pm  #7


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Women do though.


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 

10/15/2022 7:20 pm  #8


Re: Farting

But, not ladies.


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