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    6/03/2023 7:30 am  #1

    griff
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    When driving is a health threat.

    Thursday's work drive was a shit show. I dodged two deer first thing in the morning. I found myself parked between two "lifted' trucks in a parking lot, one factory one hill billy. I pulled out but had to stop for a pedestrian slow walking across the lot. The factory lifted started backing towards me and I hit the horn followed by a couple minutes of aggressive truck driving, because we're supposed to let people smash into us when they look over our cars when backing up.
     

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    6/16/2023 9:52 pm  #2

    xoxoxoBruce
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    Re: When driving is a health threat.

    Don't you know right-o-way is awarded by height x weight.

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    6/19/2023 5:51 am  #3

    griff
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    Re: When driving is a health threat.

    Rush Limbaugh told me that, I was hoping it died with him.

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
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    6/26/2023 6:37 pm  #4

    TheNeverWas
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    Re: When driving is a health threat.

    xoxoxoBruce wrote:

    Don't you know right-o-way is awarded by height x weight.

    I thought it was the guy with the fastest draw, or better aim...
     

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    7/09/2023 9:41 pm  #5

    xoxoxoBruce
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    Re: When driving is a health threat.

    That's for who gets the first ambulance/tow truck after the crash.

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    7/18/2023 6:14 am  #6

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    Re: When driving is a health threat.

    Semi car related. So yesterday before my last meeting, I'm looking for a place to park in a not great part of town and have to drive around two women fighting in the street. I park but can't leave my car because the better fighter knocks the other one against my door. While I wait, the worse fighter flashes her breasts at the better fighter and it goes up a level for some reason. This is good fortune for me because the better fighter now owns the street and I can go about my business and get paid. Suggestion; if you're fighting in the street with the only person uglier than yourself who lives there go home and think about your life choices.

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
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    7/18/2023 11:58 pm  #7

    monster
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