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1/27/2024 12:27 am  #1


You're Gonna Die...

The only question is when... although I admit the how is of some interest also.
Social Security has the when calculated for everyone born before 2087.
Yes that's right, 2087.


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1/29/2024 7:53 pm  #2


Re: You're Gonna Die...

You're Gonna Die...



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1/29/2024 11:52 pm  #3


Re: You're Gonna Die...

And so he did.  2016 I believe.
 

 

1/30/2024 10:10 am  #4


Re: You're Gonna Die...

and then there's this: "Over the last 100 years, studies have provided mixed results on the mortality and health of tall and short people. However, during the last 30 years, several researchers have found a negative correlation between greater height and longevity based on relatively homogeneous deceased population samples."

You don't see many tall old people.

 

1/30/2024 5:16 pm  #5


Re: You're Gonna Die...

Maybe because over the years, one get shorter?  Or maybe because, with age, they stop trying to look down on all others?
 

 

1/31/2024 7:04 am  #6


Re: You're Gonna Die...

glatt tried to slip that by.

Tall people are an offense to Goddess Gravity.


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

1/31/2024 2:10 pm  #7


Re: You're Gonna Die...

I was always told that tall people have their heads on the clouds.  Therefore ignore (cannot see) everyone else.

Guess that is why we no longer see any ten foot tall people.

Last edited by tw (1/31/2024 2:11 pm)

 

2/07/2024 12:17 am  #8


Re: You're Gonna Die...

Oooh.  I work on the project that provides a lot of the data for the studies mentioned here.  ooh  ooh

re height, I see a few tall old people on a regular basis ....but they're very stooped so it's hard to tell how tall they are ...... 

Note that average height has increased quite rapidly over the last 100 years, so our concept of tall has likely changed too - but the people who are old people now were born over 70 years ago.  When 5'10" was considered tall for a guy -now it's average, so there may be lots of tall old people, we just don't notice them

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2/07/2024 12:24 am  #9


Re: You're Gonna Die...

griff wrote:

glatt tried to slip that by.

Tall people are an offense to Goddess Gravity.

I'm doing my part to honor the Gravity Goddess, I've lost 1¼ inches since I was 18.
I've had the thought if I wore a girdle I might regain that ... and more. LoL

 


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2/07/2024 10:46 am  #10


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World's tallest people are said to be in Netherlands.  Always wondered why.  Living below sea level (closer to center of gravity)  makes one grow taller?
 

 

2/08/2024 7:23 am  #11


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xoxoxoBruce wrote:

griff wrote:

glatt tried to slip that by.

Tall people are an offense to Goddess Gravity.

I'm doing my part to honor the Gravity Goddess, I've lost 1¼ inches since I was 18.
I've had the thought if I wore a girdle I might regain that ... and more. LoL

 

We're mostly fluid so I'd be worried... maybe a pressure relief valve on the back of the head would help?


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

3/31/2024 8:43 pm  #12


Re: You're Gonna Die...

What, another hole in the head?


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