cellar2007a
The Cellar: a friendly neighborhood coffee shop, with no coffee and no shop. Established 1990.

You are not logged in. Would you like to login or register?

  • Index
  •  » Nothingland
  •  » Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    • 1 of 1

     

    7/30/2025 10:11 pm  #1

    monster
    Chaos is my protegé

    Offline

    From: RIGHT BEHIND YOU......
    Registered: 10/13/2020
    Posts: 2,966

    Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    Douche
    Harlot
    Broccoli
    Anesthesia
    Spanner
    Giraffe
    Askance
    Zero
    Cadmium
    Credenza

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    7/30/2025 11:04 pm  #2

    Flint
    starting fires since forever

    Offline

    From: i am dumb
    Registered: 10/13/2020
    Posts: 1,504

    Re: Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    People have said Vermilion should be green and Chartreuse should be red.

    signature s c h m i g n a t u r e
     

    7/31/2025 11:08 am  #3

    TheNeverWas
    Member

    Offline

    Registered: 6/30/2021
    Posts: 1,379

    Re: Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).

    I've said that I'm sure that, somewhere, there's a woman whose mother, for whatever reason, named her Gonorhea (guh-NOR-ee-ya).  I'd bet on it.

    These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
     

    7/31/2025 11:45 am  #4

    monster
    Chaos is my protegé

    Offline

    From: RIGHT BEHIND YOU......
    Registered: 10/13/2020
    Posts: 2,966

    Re: Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    Testicular kinda sounds like it belongs with fantastic and spectacular in the thesaurus

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
       •Thread Starter
     

    7/31/2025 12:59 pm  #5

    monster
    Chaos is my protegé

    Offline

    From: RIGHT BEHIND YOU......
    Registered: 10/13/2020
    Posts: 2,966

    Re: Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    monster wrote:

    Testicular kinda sounds like it belongs with fantastic and spectacular in the thesaurus

     
    "Your kids are called Vulva and Gonad? That's Canine Testicular!"

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
       •Thread Starter
     

    7/31/2025 4:47 pm  #6

    tw
    Member

    Offline

    Registered: 10/16/2020
    Posts: 1,645

    Re: Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    Call her Sledge.  Name him Sue.
     

     

    7/31/2025 5:06 pm  #7

    Anon
    Member

    Offline

    Registered: 10/25/2021
    Posts: 689

    Re: Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    Broccoli

    Trekkies know that broccoli is mispronunciation of Barclay as in Lieutenant Reginald Barclay.





     

     

    7/31/2025 10:01 pm  #8

    monster
    Chaos is my protegé

    Offline

    From: RIGHT BEHIND YOU......
    Registered: 10/13/2020
    Posts: 2,966

    Re: Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    (Latrine ...but as I mentioned somewhere else -people really do use that as a name)

    Asinine - sounds kinda sweet.  in a puke-inducing way.  you can hear her laugh, right?
    Garbage - sounds manly  Garbage Brown Jr,.  He don't take no shit. And you definitely don't want to mess with Sr.
    Pervert -could be French, very sexy....



     

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
       •Thread Starter
     

    8/01/2025 8:18 am  #9

    glatt
    TM

    Offline

    From: Arlington VA
    Registered: 10/13/2020
    Posts: 1,196

    Re: Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    TheNeverWas wrote:

    Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).

    I love Tes-tuh-kleez
     

     

    8/01/2025 5:29 pm  #10

    monster
    Chaos is my protegé

    Offline

    From: RIGHT BEHIND YOU......
    Registered: 10/13/2020
    Posts: 2,966

    Re: Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    glatt wrote:

    TheNeverWas wrote:

    Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).

    I love Tes-tuh-kleez
     

    next pet name?

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
       •Thread Starter
     

     

    1 of 1

  • Index
  •  » Nothingland
  •  »  Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

    • Board footera