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Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...
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People have said Vermilion should be green and Chartreuse should be red.
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Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).
I've said that I'm sure that, somewhere, there's a woman whose mother, for whatever reason, named her Gonorhea (guh-NOR-ee-ya). I'd bet on it.
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Testicular kinda sounds like it belongs with fantastic and spectacular in the thesaurus
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monster wrote:
Testicular kinda sounds like it belongs with fantastic and spectacular in the thesaurus
"Your kids are called Vulva and Gonad? That's Canine Testicular!"
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Call her Sledge. Name him Sue.
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(Latrine ...but as I mentioned somewhere else -people really do use that as a name)
Asinine - sounds kinda sweet. in a puke-inducing way. you can hear her laugh, right?
Garbage - sounds manly Garbage Brown Jr,. He don't take no shit. And you definitely don't want to mess with Sr.
Pervert -could be French, very sexy....
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Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).
I love Tes-tuh-kleez
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Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).
I love Tes-tuh-kleez
next pet name?
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I love Tes-tuh-kleez
So glad you spelled that phonetically.
That coulda came out very wrong.
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Hi TNW, long time no see.
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Feces
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Dementia
Neil Gaiman had a character named, "Anesthesia"
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This kinda fits...
Playing Trivial Pursuit with some friends a good while ago, my wife (ex now, and this wasn't the reason why, although some say my raucous laughter resulting from it may have been a serious contribution) was in the position of questioner. The category was history. ' Who was Helen of Troy's lover?' she read out to my pal on the receiving end. He looked pleased, then confused, then uncertain and then somewhat defeated. 'Oh, I know this, it's... it's....' but silence ensued. A couple of minutes, several face contortions, and groans of frustration passed,but no answer. 'I need an answer, you've had long enough!' 'Oh, OK, I know it's not right, but, oh... Achilles.' 'No!' my wife turned over the card, saw Paris, and thought this must be the answer to the geography category. The one below that happened to be in the science and nature category, but looked right to her and, when pronunced, sounded too similar enough to Achilles not to be correct 'It's Testicles!'
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