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What is making you laugh so your face hurts?
Sarah Millican.
Every time I get bored on youtube and I find a Sarah Millican thing I haven't seen before, I end up laughing til my jaw hurts like I pissed off Mike Tyson or my beverage exits at speed through my nostrils. Right now I stopped at the jaw ache because I've had so many nosebleeds recently, I can't risk continuing.
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yes.
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When they went to stick that vaccine in my arm, I laughed. Then my arm hurt. Does that count?
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Yes. Yes, it counts. You get full credit. 
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Louis C.K. mocks himself in Sincerely. Almost hit me as hard as Patton Oswalt's Werewolves and Lollypops
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I'm only 7 minutes in, but my cheekbones is hurtin'....
dunno why this suddenly popped up in my youtube "suggestions" as I haven't watch any comedians on there for quite a while ...but I'll take it.
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ok, now I'm 10 mins in. I had to pause because I would actually like to be able to take a mouthful of my beer AND swallow it.... and I think a prophylactic piss might be wise....
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Is that Mjölnir I see stirring from its slumber?
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TheNeverWas wrote:
Is that Mjölnir I see stirring from its slumber?
Please report the spam to us so that we can at least delete the spammy linkies. TYVM X
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"Sean Bean" on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, all of it, but face hurt with the segment starting at about 1:50, particularly the bit of it starting at 2:50
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Through the Comedy Central show This Is Not Happening (comedians tell true stories coinciding with a theme; drugs, romance, nostalgia, shame, etc), I have recently discovered Joey Diaz. I love this guy. It's exhausting to listen to him, but he hits my funneh bone right in the sweet spot.
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Brad Williams
Not Peter Dinklage.
Not Wee-Man.
Brad Williams.
Dude is great.
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I just watched Bill Burr absolutely murder 10,000 people, from back in, what, 2006 (?). OMG. They were treating the comedians from the Opie & Anthony Traveling Virus comedy tour like total shit booing, heckling. Burr came out with both guns blazing. Just murdered the entire crowd.
He might not have started that particular fire, but he sure threw gas on it. He even paused every minute or so to tell 'em how long he had left, "...fourteen minutes left you motherfuckers...", "...seven minutes you fucking cunts, and I'm gonna use every fucking one of 'em..."
It's a rant for the ages.
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the whole thing, not especially the bit relating to the title of the clip. my face hurts.
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ETA ............... NSFW from the get-go. also long....... I keep stopping because my face hurts too much.....
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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This is NSFW. My face hurts, the mascara that remained after my slightly rough day is now somewhere mid-cheek......
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Sarah covers a lot of ground here.
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