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5/27/2021 12:33 am  #1


Oh For Joy

Nuclear Imaging Pharmacological Stress Test.
Don’t eat breakfast, no caffeine, no nicotine.
Bring all meds including insulin.
4 hour test, break half way, eat if you brought it.

Pushed it back to Oct 5th, the day after the internet says I will die.


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

5/27/2021 8:44 am  #2


Re: Oh For Joy

I have had a couple of Nuclear Imaging Pharmacological Stress Tests. You will get real warm and you have to lay real still.


I Love my country, I fear the government.
 
 

5/27/2021 1:44 pm  #3


Re: Oh For Joy

Nuclear Imaging Pharmacological Stress

NIPS - They gonna test yer nips!!

Wonder if ya gotta bring yer own clamps?

Hope it goes well

Hope ya don't die, too..

 

5/27/2021 6:08 pm  #4


Re: Oh For Joy

Heart flow?
Alternative to tread mill?
Five months delay!  Your idea or theirs?

 

5/27/2021 10:21 pm  #5


Re: Oh For Joy

Early last year the internet told me I would die on Oct 4th, 2021, so I scheduled it for Oct 5th.
Seemed like a sensible move. Actually I didn't know she had requested this test on the paperwork and as she was leaving the room I asked six months, meaning do you want me back in six months which is normal. She said yes so when I went out to where they do the check in/check out and make appointments I handed her the paperwork and told her six months. She spent a few minutes looking at shit on her computer and said is October OK. I said after the 4th, then another woman came over are they had to do some juggling to set up the test followed by the doctor's appointment. I think the length of the test is variable and they were sweating leaving enough time but not have me waiting too long after. All the women working at that station (4 windows) are very nice. I share a birthday with one of them.
 


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5/28/2021 6:42 am  #6


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Good plan timing that, the internet says the internet is pretty smart.


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

5/28/2021 10:23 pm  #7


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It said people with my profile on average die at 58, but of course they aren't as mean.


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5/28/2021 10:36 pm  #8


Re: Oh For Joy

Are ya sure it's meanness, and not spite?

What?  Spite can take one far.  'S keeping me alive.  For the moment...

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