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Posted by monster
1/01/2023 11:33 pm 		#1

OK gang, engage neurons, amuse me.

The comedic template is: Book Title, Author

e.g.  Untied Shoelaces by Ben Dover; Dental Work by Phil McAvitee

BUT...... they have to be novel ones, never seen before (to the best of your knowledge).  Ones you or someone near you just made up.  DO NOT be posting lists of them as old as the hills.  Or I'll set Fl1nt on ya.  And maybe Lola Bunny too.  Got it?

I'll start you off:

The Teen Boy's Guide to Laundry  by Chris P. Sheatz
Incense Use in The Church by Pope Uri
I Blew It! by Etta D'ijk

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/01/2023 11:35 pm 		#2

Cockney reptiles by Liz Hard

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by Clodfobble
1/02/2023 8:43 am 		#3

The Hate of Cooking, by Burnett Black

My book
My other book
My spirit animal
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 10:06 am 		#4

 I feel there's some passion in that work

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by Carruthers
1/02/2023 1:56 pm 		#5

Ghost at the door, by Hugo First.

 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 5:26 pm 		#6

"You'll Regret This!" -  Andrew Thudday

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 8:20 pm 		#7

(that one may take a while)

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 8:22 pm 		#8

I was trying to pick first names not used so commonly in this genre/more challenging ones.

Why yes, I did have a paid week off work during which I swore I'd get my house immaculate and didn't....

....but I made it a bit better....
 

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 8:23 pm 		#9

"Unbelievable!" by George Ropp.

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 8:28 pm 		#10

Fined! by Phoebe Large

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by TheNeverWas
1/02/2023 8:33 pm 		#11

When I was a kid, we had a lot of those:

Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
Spots On The Wall by Hu Flungit
100 Steps To The Outhouse by Willie Makeit
How To Remove Stains by Betty Dont
My Life As A Homosexual by Phil McCracken
 

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Posted by monster
1/02/2023 8:36 pm 		#12

Summer Picnic - Anton McAche

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 8:38 pm 		#13

TheNeverWas wrote:

When I was a kid, we had a lot of those:

Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
Spots On The Wall by Hu Flungit
100 Steps To The Outhouse by Willie Makeit
How To Remove Stains by Betty Dont
My Life As A Homosexual by Phil McCracken
 

yup me too.  Now make up some new ones for my entertainment.  I have spaked   And that too.
 

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 8:41 pm 		#14

"I killed The Radio Star" David E. Oh

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 8:46 pm 		#15

"Prove You Are Not Air" Robert Kapcher

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 9:08 pm 		#16

"My Wife is Having Kittens" by Jeff Uquhart

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 9:10 pm 		#17

First Dates by Jeff E Lertitz

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 9:15 pm 		#18

"So you wanna live outside the law?" by Evelyn Chadman

....see, I moved on from Jeff but it might not have been a good thing....

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 9:48 pm 		#19

Liverpudlian Vehicle Ownership by Amy Carson-Brix

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/02/2023 11:18 pm 		#20

A Thunderboi/monster collabaration :

Traitor! by Edziu Brootay

 

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/05/2023 10:29 pm 		#21

No Declaration of War! by Polly Satchon

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/05/2023 10:34 pm 		#22

Cologne for Men by Ché Vincent.

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
1/09/2023 6:28 pm 		#23

Coughing Up Blood by Rosy Fleming

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by fargon
1/09/2023 7:59 pm 		#24

Fifty Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Dont.

Last edited by fargon (1/09/2023 8:00 pm)

I Love my country, I fear the government.
 
 
Posted by monster
1/09/2023 11:35 pm 		#25

Long Line for the Loo by Anita P Lotz

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 


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