The Cellar / Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

**Posted by monster** 7/30/2025 10:11 pm

Douche
Harlot
Broccoli
Anesthesia
Spanner
Giraffe
Askance
Zero
Cadmium
Credenza

**Posted by Flint** 7/30/2025 11:04 pm

People have said Vermilion should be green and Chartreuse should be red.

**Posted by TheNeverWas** 7/31/2025 11:08 am

Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).

I've said that I'm sure that, somewhere, there's a woman whose mother, for whatever reason, named her Gonorhea (guh-NOR-ee-ya). I'd bet on it.

**Posted by monster** 7/31/2025 11:45 am

Testicular kinda sounds like it belongs with fantastic and spectacular in the thesaurus

**Posted by monster** 7/31/2025 12:59 pm

monster wrote:
Testicular kinda sounds like it belongs with fantastic and spectacular in the thesaurus

"Your kids are called Vulva and Gonad? That's Canine Testicular!"

**Posted by tw** 7/31/2025 4:47 pm

Call her Sledge. Name him Sue.

**Posted by Anon** 7/31/2025 5:06 pm

Broccoli

Trekkies know that broccoli is mispronunciation of Barclay as in Lieutenant Reginald Barclay.

**Posted by monster** 7/31/2025 10:01 pm

(Latrine ...but as I mentioned somewhere else -people really do use that as a name)

Asinine - sounds kinda sweet. in a puke-inducing way. you can hear her laugh, right?
Garbage - sounds manly Garbage Brown Jr,. He don't take no shit. And you definitely don't want to mess with Sr.
Pervert -could be French, very sexy....

**Posted by glatt** 8/01/2025 8:18 am

TheNeverWas wrote:
Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).

I love Tes-tuh-kleez

**Posted by monster** 8/01/2025 5:29 pm

glatt wrote:
TheNeverWas wrote:
Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).
I love Tes-tuh-kleez

next pet name?