Words that might be good names if they didn't mean what they do...

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Posted by monster
7/30/2025 10:11 pm
#1

Douche
Harlot
Broccoli
Anesthesia
Spanner
Giraffe
Askance
Zero
Cadmium
Credenza


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Posted by Flint
7/30/2025 11:04 pm
#2

People have said Vermilion should be green and Chartreuse should be red.


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Posted by TheNeverWas
7/31/2025 11:08 am
#3

Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).

I've said that I'm sure that, somewhere, there's a woman whose mother, for whatever reason, named her Gonorhea (guh-NOR-ee-ya).  I'd bet on it.


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Posted by monster
7/31/2025 11:45 am
#4

Testicular kinda sounds like it belongs with fantastic and spectacular in the thesaurus


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
7/31/2025 12:59 pm
#5

monster wrote:

Testicular kinda sounds like it belongs with fantastic and spectacular in the thesaurus

 
"Your kids are called Vulva and Gonad? That's Canine Testicular!"


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by tw
7/31/2025 4:47 pm
#6

Call her Sledge.  Name him Sue.
 

 
Posted by Anon
7/31/2025 5:06 pm
#7

Broccoli

Trekkies know that broccoli is mispronunciation of Barclay as in Lieutenant Reginald Barclay.





 

 
Posted by monster
7/31/2025 10:01 pm
#8

(Latrine ...but as I mentioned somewhere else -people really do use that as a name)

Asinine - sounds kinda sweet.  in a puke-inducing way.  you can hear her laugh, right?
Garbage - sounds manly  Garbage Brown Jr,.  He don't take no shit. And you definitely don't want to mess with Sr.
Pervert -could be French, very sexy....



 


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by glatt
8/01/2025 8:18 am
#9

TheNeverWas wrote:

Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).

I love Tes-tuh-kleez
 

 
Posted by monster
8/01/2025 5:29 pm
#10

glatt wrote:

TheNeverWas wrote:

Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).

I love Tes-tuh-kleez
 

next pet name?


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 


 
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