Idk what the big deal is...

...I hardly ever wear a bra when I'm using a chainsaw.

1977 – The Big Ear, a radio telescope operated by Ohio State University as part of the SETI project, receives a radio signal from deep space; the event is named the "[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal]Wow[/url]! signal" from the notation made by a volunteer on the project.

Idk what I did wrong up there...

There is bird shit on the ceiling of my front porch.  It's a splat.

The effort required for such an act makes it seem personal.

They're talking 'bout me in the sports headlines again:

Do we have the key Ben Franklin used in that storm with the string, and the kite, and the thing?

Is it still under that fake turtle by the back door?

Who gets paid?

Well, am I seeing things, or whut?

WTF?!



Is that?  Could that be?

Is that Sundae????

I feel a little violated.

Late comedian Dennis Wolfsburg(berg?) said he was gonna name his daughter Fallopia, and was gonna call his son Testicles (TES-tuh-kleez).

I've said that I'm sure that, somewhere, there's a woman whose mother, for whatever reason, named her Gonorhea (guh-NOR-ee-ya).  I'd bet on it.

1) is your least favorite word right now  No

2) is the most unpleasant job you have ever had Worked at a plastic injection molding factory.  Was teh ugh.

3) is the most embarrassing fart moment you remember  5th grade, trying to not vomit.  Huge, trombone blast fart...

4) is the very last thing that made you smile The sign in downtown Amish-country said 'Hand Made Baskets', I thought it said 'He Made Biscuits'.

5) should you be doing right now Trying to stay on my stool at a bar.

6) do you look like in that Like something's freshly-shed skin

7) show did you last binge watch True, multi-episode binging I guess was The Black List.

8) is your favorite word relating to a sex organ Gutchurn.

9) should I ask you next  ' = feet; " = inches; Is there a symbol for yards, and/or miles.