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5/20/2022 4:03 am  #1


German Burger King...

I don't know if they are serious, it was all in German but they had charts and graphs with circles and arrows and probably a paragraph on the back.


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5/20/2022 6:10 am  #2


Re: German Burger King...

I'm guessing they are riffing on the "have it your way" theme and that those are not actual sandwiches. Although the ex likes sauerkraut and peanut butter sandwiches, so who knows?

Last edited by footfootfoot (5/20/2022 6:11 am)


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5/20/2022 7:16 am  #3


Re: German Burger King...

A salad bar sandwich.
 

 

5/20/2022 8:33 am  #4


Re: German Burger King...

tw wrote:

A salad bar sandwich.
 

I like salad sandwiches.


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5/20/2022 1:45 pm  #5


Re: German Burger King...

KOWGENMUNCHENBURGER


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5/20/2022 2:59 pm  #6


Re: German Burger King...

They may just have been goofing on the strange cravings preggers get for Mother's Day.
It was hard enough translating the burger names.


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5/21/2022 9:09 am  #7


Re: German Burger King...

fargon wrote:

tw wrote:

A salad bar sandwich.
 

I like salad sandwiches.

This is Germany.  Everything must have more letters.

What does 'gesundheit' mean?
Health


 

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5/22/2022 10:29 pm  #8


Re: German Burger King...

To be honest, the burger patty is what ruins a lot of those combinations for me. Without those, I would 100% eat the:

fried egg & banana
strawberry ice cream & fries
fish fingers & applesauce*
cucumber & jam
cream & gherkins (though I'd take off the raw onions)

*strictly speaking I wouldn't eat this one, because fish sticks are inherently gross on their own--but sub in potato latkes with applesauce on that sandwich and you've got a deal.
 

 

5/22/2022 10:46 pm  #9


Re: German Burger King...

Yeah, some didn't sound too bad taste wise, but OMG messy. Need a bib for most.


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5/23/2022 11:31 am  #10


Re: German Burger King...

Who has a mouth big enough?
 

 

5/23/2022 12:10 pm  #11


Re: German Burger King...

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

Yeah, some didn't sound too bad taste wise, but OMG messy. Need a bib for most.

Can't stand a wet burger. I eat a lot of things with a knife and fork, you go get a burger and it's fcking dripping with sauce, bread completely soaked through.
 


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5/23/2022 12:17 pm  #12


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To each his own.

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5/24/2022 8:05 pm  #13


Re: German Burger King...

tw wrote:

This is Germany.  Everything must have more letters.

What does 'gesundheit' mean?
Health


 

German just glues together words to make new words.
Krankheit (pronounced Cronkite) means sickness. and ambulance? Krankwagen.
Glove? How about Handschuh? (Handshoe)
Why not "foot wrist" for ankle?
 


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