jeez

Saying "the wow factor" is in my DNA, if we're being honest.

The new generation of applications that natively autosave your work. Microsoft OneNote is so sophisticated that it doesn't even have a save button! This is really cool because all you can do is dictate a note and then back out of it and hope that it saved a copy of it, which is a 50/50 proposition. I just dictated the same note five times in a row, I cannot get it to save. There is no option to manually save. There are no configs you can adjust for the auto saving feature.

Oh well, guess I wanted something that's worse than notepad.

this will restore 10 hunger and 12 hunger saturation:

raisin' dead is your raison d'être

so sayeth the Rules of Acquisition

#@$!&#$

OH BOY!

I can get AI to help me with my taxes!
Thank you, daddy H&R Block!

The amazing technology that, when asked what popular films were released in the 1980s, will confidently tell you-- Toy Story 1, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, Toy Story 4, Toy Story 5, Toy Story 6, Toy Story 7, Toy Story 8, Toy Story 9, and Toy Story 10.

What else could be better suited to doing my ƒUCKING TAXES?!

If all else fails, my uncle shared a tip he got from a veterinarian. Turn a container of canned air upside down to spray refrigerant on the site. Freeze the tissue and pick it off. Repeat daily as needed.

They're called pneumaticons, or technically soma pneumaticons*. The otherworldly representation of a person's true aspect, the "fighting ghost" e.g. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure "Stand" power (a visual manifestation of life energy). However, in this case, usually percieved to be an antagonistic force. Because all information contained within an N dimensional volume can be encoded on the surface area of an N-1 boundary (the Holographic Principle), our universe is contained within a "holographic layer" therefore both ourselves and our pneumaticons are a reflection of our true aspect. The antagonists are an aspect of our true selves, equal in validity to our own perspective.

*From Greek, [soma = body] + [pneuma = spirit] + [eikon = an image, figure, likeness]
"...a body that is related to or characterized by the spirit, often used in a theological context to describe a resurrected or glorified body..."
“It is sown a psychic body (soma psychikon), it is raised a pneumatic body (soma pneumatikon). If there is a psychic body, there is also a pneumatic body.”—1 Cor. 15:44
"...Paul identifies human being-living as experienced through a “psychic body” (sōma psychikon) or a “spiritual body” (sōma pneumatikon)..."
 

Pasted something in Word lately?
Annoying ƒucking rEsEaRcH panel pops up EVERY TIME.

Wondering how to turn off this AI slop that nobody asked for?
Ever clicked around looking for the settings, only to be mystified?

Well, it's so simple and uSeR fRiEnDLy!1

• Start Word.
• Press Alt+F11 to activate the Visual Basic Editor.
• Press Ctrl+G to activate the Immediate window.
• Enter the following line, or copy/paste it from this post into the Immediate window:
 
Application.CommandBars("Research").Enabled = False


• With the insertion point anywhere in the line, press Enter.
• Press Alt+F4 to close the Visual Basic Editor.
• The Research task pane shouldn't appear any more.

The ƒucking thing is designed to be impossible for regular users to turn off.
The executive that pushed for this useless feature will be happy to see how many people are using it*

*because they can't figure out how to turn it off
 

this is going on your permanent record

I saw a hotel room number listed as 419+1