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Nothingland » What Doesn't Kill You.... » 9/11/2025 7:04 pm

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.... Means You Got Ripped Off....
 

Nothingland » What Doesn't Kill You.... » 9/11/2025 5:13 pm

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.....Mutates and Tries Again
.....Makes You Paranoid
.....

Technology & The Internet » Technology pissing me off today.. » 9/11/2025 5:12 pm

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I just got a forced upgrade today at work.  New desktop, new Windows, New Oriffice.  The new Excel can go to hell

Nothingland » Names. (My obsession) ((Well one of them)) » 9/11/2025 5:10 pm

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And lo and behold today I found a Rodnika.  Not exactly a female Rodney, but it's coming.....

Also plenty of Millenniums, but none related to Billennium who, it turns out, was named after his father.

Nothingland » Names. (My obsession) ((Well one of them)) » 9/10/2025 7:02 pm

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I feel like Rodney may soon become a girls' name

Nothingland » Names. (My obsession) ((Well one of them)) » 9/10/2025 7:01 pm

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I couldn't possibly comment.  But now I will have to go double-check

Nothingland » Names. (My obsession) ((Well one of them)) » 9/09/2025 8:29 pm

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Billennium.  As a first name.  This person is about 27.  I bet the poor lad goes by Bill

Nothingland » Excrement 2025 » 9/08/2025 9:32 pm

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List of Names for this Year's HurryCans...

Arseripper
Bungholebaby
Caca
Dump
Emergency
Fecal
Gutwrencher
Holestretcher
Inyourface
Judgemenot
Kidsatthepool
Log
Merde
Numbertwo
Ohmygod
Poopie
Quiiiick
Runny
Stool
Turd
Unflushable
Vindaloo
Whome
Xcrement
Yme
Zzzztplop

Nothingland » Parfum de Teh Cellar » 9/08/2025 9:04 pm

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Examples:

Villain
Easter Lily, Rotten Potato, Bad Eggs,, and Stairwell Piss

Hungry:
Fried Bacon and Fresh  Bread with a Hint of Citrus

Criminal:
Gas/Petrol and Brussels Sprout Fart.

What are the ingredients of these perfumes? 

Lesson
Politico
Karen
Shine
Black
Jude
Pianissimo
Dwellar
Starfall
Peace
Kermit
Voyage


Rules:
Real smells only, it's just a bit of fun.... pick as many aa you like or name your own ...but it must be something we can imagine a perfume ad voice arttiste saying in a perfume ad voice.

Rules (the perfume):
Mahogany, Sweaty Leather, and a Hint of  Urine


GO!

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 9/02/2025 10:19 pm

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Traditional Family  -  Marshall Cook
Non-Traditional Family  -  Poppy Schumacher

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 9/02/2025 9:42 pm

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Confessions of a Thief  -  Robert L Saul
Slow Down!  -  D. Celia Rate
Speed Up!  -  X. Celia Rate
Social Media For The Oldies -Fay Spock
 

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 9/02/2025 9:04 pm

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Childish Pranks  -  Paloma Finger

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 9/02/2025 8:59 pm

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They Parked In our Spot! - Keith Urquhart 

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 9/02/2025 8:56 pm

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Neither Woman  -  Norman Gophigger

Nothingland » Names. (My obsession) ((Well one of them)) » 9/02/2025 8:52 pm

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today... Parys.   my eyes.......

Cellar Meta » Autumnal Equinox Zoom Sun Sep 21 » 8/31/2025 7:37 am

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Usual time and place, all dwellars invited -pm Limey or me for access details

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 8/28/2025 10:38 pm

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Senior Considerations  -  Arthur T Letts

Politics » The Perfect Word » 8/28/2025 10:04 pm

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fargon wrote:

monster wrote:

Pumpkin

I like it. It sings.

fsm I hope not.... that would not be a pretty sound

Nothingland » Names. (My obsession) ((Well one of them)) » 8/25/2025 7:57 pm

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(One might presume it's pronounced Riley....)

Nothingland » Names. (My obsession) ((Well one of them)) » 8/25/2025 7:56 pm

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Save me.  Spotted today at work -this person is around 27: Ryhlei

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 8/23/2025 5:36 pm

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Barbie Parents Alone  -  Makenzie Nigel

Nothingland » That's what they wrote » 8/23/2025 5:23 pm

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Stuck  -  Courtney Trapp

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