Nice!

I don't mind crocheted potted plants if they replace real potted plants, which I hate more.

Squash is horrible and shouldn't be in anything, including ravioli.

Get better soon, fargon!

From here:

Starting last week and for the next six months, newspapers and GoComics will alternate one week of new content with one week of reruns. After that, you’ll get a new Sunday strip every other week. And finally, in March of next year, we’ll officially syndicate the feature in full reruns...

I still use a set of knives that zippyt gave me for Secret Santa like a decade ago.

I still find it insane that you've built not one, but two houses for yourself. It's so cool.

1) Reading a real book (paper pages) waiting in line for something - Irrelevant
2) Multilingualism - Sexy
3) Chess Prowess - Not-sexy (because chess is slow and annoying, but he could raise it to irrelevant or even sexy if he only ever played 3-minute speed chess)
4) Messy Enthusiastic Eating - If there are mouth noises, incredibly not-sexy. If it's silent, irrelevant.
5) Not having a smartphone - Depends on if it were an understated personal choice (irrelevant) or a moral stand (not-sexy)
6) Driving a tiny car if you're tall or a massive car if you're short - Tiny car if you're tall is stupid but irrelevant, massive car is not-sexy no matter how big you are.
7) Visible socks - Irrelevant

I'd personally love it if tw and Anon/sexobon just stopped talking to each other, forever. It's performative, and no one else here is interested.

Congrats!

I read a comment somewhere to the effect of, "Lots of people are making some shocking discoveries today when they get to the 'later life' portion of Bardot's Wikipedia page... and that's because the French didn't constantly quote-tweet her for outrage bait, or put her in the spotlight as someone to hate. They just shunned her like she didn't exist. And it worked."

Wow, congrats! Is this when you take up increasingly weird hobbies?